There once was a man from Malta,
Who craved utensils from Delta.
He went him online and found them just fine,
On Ax-man.com... oh how swell-ta!
Choose from forks, spoons, or knives from Delta Airlines. 45 cents each!
"Camping is In-Tents" Canteen with Carabiner
"German" Sun und Dust Goggles
"I'm Appreciated" Pin
"The Great American Train Company" Blue and White Striped Train Engineer Hat