Be like the Green Lantern for only $14.95. Comes with a lens that makes things look all cool, but you can take that off to have a singular beam if that's what you're into.
"Catch of the Day" Crappie Fish Fridge Magnet
"German" Sun und Dust Goggles
$100 Bill Tissue
(Almost) Unbreakable Rubber-Coated Bottle