Jock strap, jock strap, everybody, everywhere!
Jock strap, jock strap, everybody's underwear!
It's...it's like the song from that show with the Dinosaur. You know the one. The purple one with the bad attitude. Because sharing underwear is weird and dumb. But these jock straps are cool.
They're only $1.95, and they're medium. They can also hold approximately 6-8 golf balls in case you were wondering.