Magnetic Beer Stein Bottle Openers
Only dummies get kegs and avoid messy bottles and pouring. You? You're smart. You open your beer vessel with a beer-shaped tool. Then you pour it into a frosty stein, which hopefully is shaped just like your bottle opener. Be smart. Get one of these for 95 cents. Also, there's a magnet on the back. For stuff.
PS: These come in assorted styles, so which type you get will be a surprise!