Small Plastic Bottle with Straw
How many bottles will it take to contain your excitement about these bottles? The answer is AN INFINITE AMOUNT. Never ending plastic bottles as far as the eye can see! And for 40 cents, they're a bargain! They come with a screw-on lid that is adorned with a fancy little pink hat (stopper).* Put your various liquid vices in it. Put a bug in it! The possibilities are endless!
*Some assembly required. Aka we ain't screwin' all those lids on there for you.