Beads, beads-- they're good for your heart,
The more you eat them? The more you to go to the hospital.
Wait, no... let's try that again.
Beads, beads-- they're good for your heart,
Why don't you add a few to your cart?
The more in your cart, the better you'll feel,
That is until you get them stuck in your heel(s).
Get this big ol' bag of teensy tiny beads for the low, low price of $7.50. It's a whole POUND of beads for under $8. I had something cooler written here, but the man is keeping me down.